Larry David

Birthday: 2 July 1947, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA

Birth Name: Lawrence Gene David

Height: 180 cm

Larry David was born on July 2, 1947 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA as Lawrence Gene David. He is a writer and producer, known for Seinfeld (1989), Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) and Clear History (2013). He was previously married to Laurie Lennard.

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interes...Show more »

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me. Show less «

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in...Show more »

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Show less «

[on ever remarrying] It would be a silly thing to do. Why would I do it? Why would I want that contr...Show more »

[on ever remarrying] It would be a silly thing to do. Why would I do it? Why would I want that contract? I already have kids. The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. You get married, you have kids - you should plan this from the beginning. We're going to have these kids, then we'll get divorced when they're four. All right, six. Show less «

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it...Show more »

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. Show less «

This notion I hear that [Woody Allen] doesn't direct, I mean, that's kind of ridiculous. He gets wha...Show more »

This notion I hear that [Woody Allen] doesn't direct, I mean, that's kind of ridiculous. He gets what he wants. Show less «

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets an...Show more »

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, "That'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless". Show less «

I didn't cringe when I saw myself - I mean, sometimes I did, but it wasn't a big cringe-fest for me.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

I couldn't be happier that President [George W. Bush] has stood up for having served in the National...Show more »

I couldn't be happier that President [George W. Bush] has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Show less «

[after winning the Golden Globe for best comedy series] This is a sad day for the Golden Globes. It ...Show more »

[after winning the Golden Globe for best comedy series] This is a sad day for the Golden Globes. It is, however, quite a good day for Larry David. I suspect the wife will be a little forthcoming tonight. Show less «

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume i...Show more »

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. Show less «

Larry David

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